How I may have made things worse for Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez


Army Of Awesome People

Recently I was contacted by actress (?) Selena Gomez.  She told me she had planned to write a letter, breaking up with her boyfriend Justin Bieber, but heard that I moonlight as a ghostwriter for celebrities  (Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart,Nicki Minaj ,Justin Timberlake).  Gomez asked me if I would write the breakup letter for her. I told her I was in the middle of an apology letter from General Petraeus to his wife, but would bump her request to the front. Unfortunately, Ms. Gomez was anything but pleased with my work. Her notes to me appear in red.

Dear Justin Beaver (Bieber! And I wouldn’t address him with his first and last name, I’m his girlfriend)

Before you read the rest of this letter, I just wanted to say, do you have any of my stuff? (this seems like a petty way to start a…

View original post 485 more words

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s